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  • Siddharta
    03-11 11:02 PM
    CITI Bank usually send the 1099. But if you have account with ICICI or some other Indian Banks they do not send it. Also check if your bank in India deducting Tax (Usually called as TDS) on interest you earn. That amount you can deduct on US tax return as foreign taxes paid.

    You are right. I just confirmed also with ICICI(my bank) and they do not send 1099. Damn.
    So what should I do now. Do I report the interest income from prior years (its very small.... less than $200/year) and file TD F 90-22.1 form this year.
    How big a issue is this. Should I be very scared?





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  • desighee
    02-25 02:28 PM
    In some states (like NJ), you need a letter from Social Security Administration stating that you are not eligible for SSN.

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    They don't need any letter from SSN administration.However they do check your visa status etc.So should be able to prove your legal status(passport.797 form etc),
    i would suggest call them up or go to their office with all the documents.They will tell u if there is anything they need and if it is missing.
    they are extremely courtious people and will tell u rightaway if there are problems with ur docs.
    Offcourse my information may be outdate so call them up first to make sure info is correct.





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  • goldbuckle
    March 15th, 2006, 11:52 PM
    Thanks NikNikon for the advice. I shoot everything from inside the arena so I can move between events to get the best position. Right know the strobes are out of my budget. Thanks MatsP also for your input. After your comments and talking with someone from Showcase here in Atlanta I feel much better :) about what I ended up with. This must be one of the toughest shooting environments you can come across. Do you think a bracket mounted flash would help any with the red eye? Also after 2200+ photos I am trying to learn to batch process pictures with photoshop. I am really please with how the unsharp mask helps the noise from the higher ISO. Any suggestions on batch processing tips to enhance sharpness, reduce noice and adjust levels & color are welcome. I have used photoshop for years in my printing trade but never learned it's full potential for use with photography. Also are any of you using Nikon's Picture Project? Particularly the D-lighting adjustment?
    Thanks,
    John
    Gold Buckle Photography





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  • Maverick1
    10-29 01:40 PM
    H4 people used to use TaxID instead of SSN in their tax returns (joint filing for ex.). What do they use when they get SSN after EAD ? Do they use SSN or just the Tax ID. Is there any requirement that they inform IRS that they got SSN and start using it instead ?



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  • tikka
    05-25 10:22 AM
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  • dionysus
    08-14 11:01 PM
    How come most of the 2006 PD holders getting approved? I do not have any grudge against who have 2006 PD and got their AOS approved. I am just wondering as to what is making USCIS to choose only 2006 PD ? Definitely, the low hanging fruits theory does not seem to be working here. Anybody has any idea about that ? I am just frustrated.

    Because 2006 PD ppl are smarter than you. They just rock man. ha ha.

    Full disclosure: I am a 2006 PD applicant. (More ha ha).



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  • tabletpc
    03-16 05:47 PM
    My company informed me today that, when spouse is added to the insurence, the insurence will start from day 1 of next month. My wife will be comming in the middle of month. How to cover this gap with insurence...?? Any suggestions...????





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  • rahul2699
    05-20 08:01 AM
    We are beneficiaries of my husband on a EB3 petition. due to retrogression issue,

    and your question is?



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  • chintu25
    08-19 05:45 PM
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  • uslegals
    12-20 02:00 PM
    Hello Everybody,

    My wife & I have our 485 interviews in January. Any advice is appreciated. Mine is a EB (EB- 2) petition. Our PD is April 2006. We filed for 485's in July 2007 and our 485's were transferred to National Benefits Center in 2008. I was promoted hence my title is different now from what was filed on the Labor application and job duties only changed a little bit. My petitioner is the same,

    Couple of questions -
    Will they interview my wife & I together ?
    Is it advisable to take the immigration attorney with us for the interview.?
    Can the IO approve the case on the spot.?
    Can IO stamp the passport since my PD is current.?

    If somebody can direct me to any recent experiences for folks who did have interviews - that would be really helpful.

    Thanks!

    Ritesh



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  • omved
    10-02 02:25 AM
    Not bad, got visa approved same day. This was my 7th year H1 extension, while I485 is pending, applied last year July..

    Got appointment a month before. Consulate automatically checks for PIMS verification within next 2-3 days..I got banamex receipt made by Mexican assistance services, in fact there are many people / company willing to get this receipt made for nominal charges..

    Drove to Nogales, AZ. Parked car in one of the parking lot. Cross border by foot through revolving door. No one is there to check any immigration paper for Mexico. People from India do need visa to visit Mexico but rule seems to be bit vague. To visit US consulate in Nogales, one can get local tourist permit (which can be obtained at POA in Mexico immigration. I got Mexico visa for 6 month multiple entry through local Mexican consulate in US. In retrospect, probably I wasted time and money for nothing..No one bothers to check any documents in Mexico, in fact I have look hard to find someone in immigration to stamp my entry in Mexico..

    Anyway, got Cab for $7 to US consulate. Reached there at 7.30am. Appointment time was at 8am. But this doesn't matter as consulate will let all Mexican labor visa applicant to go in first (approx 150 of them). I stood in line for about 2 hours, finally got in at 9.30. Process was smooth from there on..got biometrics / photo done and then interview for 2 minutes..IO didn't ask much, just few simple questions..Didn�t even check any extra document. I was advised to come at 3 pm to collect visa which I did. (Spent 4 hours -11am to 3pm in nearby Nogales mall)

    Got return cab to border. Took about 30 minutes get new I 94 made. Entered Nogales, AZ comfortably. Car was still parked safely...Returned home happily...Will continue to wait from GC, stuck in PD of April 2006 in EB2

    All the best to you all...





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  • mdross2
    11-16 01:19 PM
    Hi All

    I have a query, Maybe some of the experts here can help me out.

    1. I came to the US in 2003 on a L-1 via company A.(I have the original petition)
    2. I switched to H-1 via company B in 2005 .(I have the copy of I-797A)
    3. In 2006 I switched to company C. (I have the original for I-797A)

    All this while I was here(U.S) only . I am going for a vacation (much needed :-) to India next month. I need to get a VISA stamped to come back.


    Question 1. - The I-94 I have stapled in my passport is when I entered US. There have been 2 I-94's after that (from I-797A from company B and company C) ... Which one of those I need to submit when I go to India ? If its from A,B and C ...Does it have to be from the original since I don't have the original I-797A from company B ?)

    Question 2. - As far as docs required for VISA stamping interview are concerned I have read various websites and posts and most of them say that I need the original I-797A only for the current (company C) H-1 petition.The copies of I-797A from the old employers will suffice too. Is that correct ?

    Thanks.



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  • masterfender
    04-26 09:27 PM
    Hi guys,

    Some of may think "Wait for the actual letter to come" but I feel too nervous and just want to share my thoughts. I applied for EB5 and my I526 was approved. Then I applied adjustment of status and got an I485 RFE. Have not got the letter yet but got the email that my case is on hold right now. Can you tell me about the RFE? Is that common? Is that the first step of denial? I'm so nervous right now. I will write what they are asking when I got the letter which I'm expecting on Tuesday or Wednesday. Thank you very much.





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  • gulute
    10-19 01:59 AM
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=13923

    I am one of the July 2 filers. I need to go to India on 1st November. I was hoping that AP will come by that time. But there has been no progress on that. Just spoke to my Attorney. She said that USCIS does not have any facility to issue AP for an emergency.
    Then I called USCIS. I was told the same thing. The Customer Service representative said - I should go wherever I need to go. On arrival contact the local US Embassy and tell them that you need AP to travel back. They will "guide you".
    On this forum I have read about INFOPASS many times. I was hoping to use that facility if I did not get AP in time. I am trying to find out if anybody actually used INFOPASS to meet a local Immigration Officer and got AP on an emergency basis.
    No theoretical guesses please.
    Thanks



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  • gcpadmavyuh
    10-07 11:08 PM
    Hi Parimmigv:

    Applying for 485 does not affect your H1/H4 status, as these visas are dual intent.

    If your H1 is approved, your H4 status will cease to exist from the date of H1 validity (I'm guessing, Oct 1st for you). So, officially from that date, you are on H1.

    If you have applied for 485 recently, you are also eligible for EAD which authorizes you to take up "ANY" job of your choice in the US.

    485 iteslf is a separate status called the adjustee or parolee status.

    Now to your questions:

    1. what status am I on right now ?
    Since your H1 is approved, effective Oct 1st you are on H1 status. Since you applied for 485 recently you are also on the parolee status. Typically to come out clean of the H1 status, one uses their EAD to work. Then the H1 status is invalidated. To do this, just fill out a new I9 form with your employer showing EAD as the basis of authorization to work.

    2. Is it true that only after getting H1 visa stamp I will be moving to H1 visa ?.

    No,this is not true. You need not have your H1 stamped to be on H1 status. Your H1 picks up on Oct1st if your 797 went through.

    3. How to move to EAD as I don't want to pay payroll fees ?.
    Need to fill out a new I9 form with your employer indicating your EAD as the form of authorization to work.

    BTW, I gathered that you have'nt received your EAD yet and you may not be in a position to produce it as proof of auth for work for a new I-9. I personally think you dont need to worry about not getting paid from Oct 1st through the day of your EAD approval, as you can claim to be on 485 parolee status during this period and not H1. Please check with a qualified
    attorney. I'm 99.99% sure of this.

    good luck!
    Hello:
    Can some please help me here ?.

    Iam on H4 and I applied for H1 through a consulting company and got it approved last month. I haven't got my I797 form yet.

    I have applied for EAD through my husband's company. I think EAD may take few more months to get approved. My questions are:-

    1. what status am I on right now ?
    2. Is it true that only after getting H1 visa stamp I will be moving to H1 visa ?.
    3. How to move to EAD as I don't want to pay payroll fees ?.

    Thanks,





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  • ski_dude12
    02-17 09:51 PM
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  • ss1026
    09-25 09:17 AM
    Thank you "boreal" for the answer.

    Another question.
    If I wait until my new I140 got approved through new employer and then switch. Now a days because of PERM process and premium processing for I140, it may be approved within two months.
    Then even if the old employer withdraws 140, does it effect the priority date of already approved 140?

    Do any one has answer for this? Please respond

    GC4ALL

    I am not sure of your exact question as it is a bit ambiguous but here is what I read/understand

    You can port an earlier priority date of an old I-140 even if the job description changes or your category has changed (EB-2 or EB-3). But this is only possible when you are applying for your I-485 (your old PD is current) by attaching a copy of your earlier approved I-140.

    Also the underlying labor application/I-140 should be valid and not be substituted/revoked or cancelled. Again, check with an attorney but this is my understanding





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  • Libra
    09-09 07:59 AM
    IV is working on to give a chance to IndiaBULL to apply for I-485 even his/her PD is not current.

    can some one tell me what IV is currently working on?





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  • richi121175
    01-08 05:59 PM
    One of my colleague did withdraw his PF in an exactly same situation (not in TCS though), and you can definitely file 10C and 19 directly with the PF office without involving your employer. PF administration is now much more efficient and strictly works on behalf of employees, not employers. Even if any PF amount is not deposited by the company, PF has started taking immidiate actions against them.

    thanks for the response.

    Iam also looking for somebody who has managed to withdraw from TCS PF..similar to my case





    irrational
    11-05 11:50 AM
    You should probably call USCIS to see what is going on ?

    Reciept Notices should be sent immideatly as soon as they recieve the application. If it has been that long, I would recommend calling them and see what the hell is going on.

    I did not get my reciept notices too. Luckily, I had the reciept numbers from the back of my checks. I called and found out that they were sent to the wrong address. I immideatly corrected my address online.





    alseethis
    08-09 11:24 AM
    Let the guy ask. I see a couple of times somebody asking a question, and instead of answering people ask to search at the forum first....
    why not just respond if possible or just ignore. I think posting a reply to say to search first is not very usefull at all.



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