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  • sk.aggarwal
    02-15 05:35 PM
    I am in 6th year of H1 and my company is working to file Labor. If I include time spent outside US, I have time till April 25th to file it . I got a call from paralegal on my case, saying that process has changed since Jan 1 and we need to get prevailing wage from Washington which might take like 5 months? Is this true? Is it possible to submit job order based on my present salary hoping that prevailing wage will come lower than this number? Is this workable? Please help to advice. If nothing works, I need to start planning to leave US.





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  • Narend
    10-29 04:08 PM
    Hello,
    Since that you are already a business owner in the US, I would recommend you also look into other options.
    You know it could be not completely right on my part to tell you ways where you could become permanent residents Legally. But a little thought and research will show you ways.
    If not feel free to private message me and i can try to provide you some tips.

    Cheers,
    N. :D





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  • mrsahaayam
    09-02 01:10 PM
    Hi there,
    I have been arrested for shoplifting. Finger printed,and produced in court. The case has been dismissed as I did not do it on purpose. I got the document from the court that case is DISMISSED. 1. Is it good to do the "Case Expungement"?
    2. Does the port of entry officer sees the arrest even I expunge the case?
    3. any other scenarios I might encounter?
    Any suggestions are highly appreciated
    Thank you





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  • little_willy
    08-20 01:56 AM
    ^^^^^^



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  • lazycis
    12-05 11:50 AM
    The suit is for naturalization applicants, Bavi vs. Mukasey, filed in Central Cal. District.
    http://www.aclu-sc.org/News/Releases/2007/102697/
    Class-action suits are usually moving very slowly, however...





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  • nareshg
    12-15 07:40 PM
    Still Wondering why would they sent so early:(..never understand crazy CIS and its dynamic policies..

    I thought many who had submitted in July 2007 (July fiasco) had got FP notice...but not sure....

    anyways, does anyone know about what I am asking...once you get the biometrics processing stamp, does that mean that they have sumibbted for security clearance usiung the fingerprints or does it mean that the security clrearance is done ?



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  • meetpravee
    04-04 11:23 PM
    Let us know what you hear from your attorney/friends/forum about this. I am sure a lot of people would be interested in this. I sure am.





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  • eers
    07-17 11:03 PM
    if u go to the doc, they will perform the the tests that are ok to perform..

    Check with doc if they will accept the test results (PAP , HIV , etc) from your obgyns office. These tests are already done during initial stages of pregnancy.

    Finally the doc will add a note to the medical report that some tests/shots are omited due to pregnancy.

    I went through same thing..

    Will the case be accepted with this partial report-- It will be.

    Will there be an RFE? -- i dont know.. may be



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  • ash_2005
    09-12 03:36 PM
    Not in the system yet, and no checks cashed.

    Submitted: June 30, 2007
    Reached USCIS: July 2nd, 2007
    Signed for by: J.Barrett @ 10:25 AM

    I have no clue as to what is going on here ...worrying indeed.





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  • hpandey
    07-15 01:00 PM
    Stock options work like this

    If a company gives you 100 shares at 10$ each that means you have the option to buy them by the expiry date at 10$ each.

    So if within the expiry date they reach to 15$ you can buy them at 10$ and sell at 15$ getting a net profit of 5$ per share ( 500$ )

    In your case the share price is below what you will have to buy the shares at . So no use. You will be losing money in case you decide to sell them.

    Although if you think the share price is going to rise in the future you can buy them and hold them long term until the share price rises above 30 and you make some good money .



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  • meridiani.planum
    04-08 04:04 AM
    On the same lines, I have a question...My H1B is expiring on Apr 22 (some how with previous approvals and transfers I didn't get a 3 + 3) and Apr 22 will mark 5 years + 1 month of my H1B stay in the US. I have an approved 140 and my AOS is pending. One attorney has convinced me of a 3 yr extension and though she's expensive, I decided to go with her services as two other attorneys didn't guarantee me a 3 yr extn as I'm still into my 6 year now and have not completed 6 full yrs on H1B. Qn is, will I get a 3 yr extension (based on my approved 140) or a 11 months extension now? My PD is Feb 2006.

    Thanks in advance.

    yes you will get 3 years extension. make sure the application requests 3 years (& your LCA covers 3 years)





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  • gcformeornot
    08-29 12:36 PM
    I saw many 2nd July Polls but doesn't have full proof information.
    So thaught creating New Poll.
    Hope everyone will participate in the Poll.

    not full proof.



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  • GC_SUCK
    09-26 07:20 PM
    Here are details

    PD: 04-08-02 - EB3-ROW
    Concurrent Filing: 140(PP)/485/EAD/AP - 03-23-07
    I-140: Approved on 03/30/07
    FP:05/11/07
    EAD:Card Received in mail on 06/21/07
    AP:Notice Mailed on 06/21/07
    485 LUD (Last Update):
    03/31/07 - 05/11/07 - 05/14/07 - 09/10/07 - 09/11/07
    I485:APPROVED - 09/18/07
    I485:Approval Notice Mailed - 09/21/07

    Card Received - 09/24/07

    Hi GC_SUCK, Congrats, can you send your details of dates in all stages, will be informative for us, thanks.





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  • n4nature
    02-05 01:22 PM
    From your description it looks like you are moving to a new company.

    I know someone who got 140 approved with MS+1. Were you a test engineer or a "Software Engineer in Test". In companies like Msft, Google and a few others the "Software Engineer in Test" people write more code than the Developers. In those cases, they can say that they did code development. I'm not sure if that would apply to your case.

    Also, in big companies(at least in mine) and I know at least one more, they do not give the job description when you talk to HR for a letter. They give a letter saying Mr/Ms xx worked in our company from date x to date x. That's it. So the question is in those cases how to get a job description letter. I have heard people getting letters from colleagues certifying their work experiences. So if you have a colleague who can certify the coding you did and if your company does not give the job description but only your period of work, you can combine the two letters and apply for EB2.

    I was a test engineer before - so I have to use "test engineer" only. I did quite a bit (50%) of automation also, but I don't think I could get it as 100% in the "letter". So you don't think that test engineer position would qualify for EB2? What would INS normally do in case if I went ahead with test engineer position in EB2? I know they ask for Business Necessity letter and if I provide that and they still don't concur, would they reject my LC application altogether? Or they also could approve the same LC for EB3?



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  • ebizash
    10-05 02:50 PM
    Great!! It is very good for IV's and our future!





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  • reno_john
    06-20 05:19 PM
    Sam is rite, Leave it blank , USCIS will check the system and fill it. I have seen few cases in this forum where applicant wrote a A# and when they received the receipt it was different, SO leave blank there is no harm.

    Even my attorney left it blank even though I have my I-140 approved before filing my I-485



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  • skothuru
    06-21 12:03 PM
    Congratulations!!!!!

    Would you plz confirm us on the Birth Certificate?

    Me & my husband got our Birth Certificates in 2005 with all the correct birth details. Do you think we might still need affidavits for Late Registration of Birth?Please throw some light on this as there's lot of confusion going on this.





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  • senthil1
    05-25 02:06 AM
    One example is how PD moved 2 years suddenly. For that also some people will negative spin that PD will move back years. I bet that at least 3 months it will not move back. All the calculations were over estimations. 90k increase + 3% country quota will make lot of difference. It means more than double number compared to current numbers for India. It wll make sure that PD will move 1 to 2 year forward.

    Dude since 1999 to 2006 ..nothing





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  • ibb
    10-15 09:18 AM
    It's state law.

    Why would anybody ask for visa to issue a driver's license? How is one's driving privilege dependent upon visa? No one has ever asked me or my wife or my friends for a visa to issue a driver's license. Is this some law specific to some states?





    corleone
    11-06 10:17 AM
    can you let us know why u'r 140 denied? may be it can be useful for some of us how to open motion for appeal..

    thanks,
    srikanth

    http://www..com/discuss/485eb/50526069/





    nave_kum
    09-12 04:33 PM
    Just like *ranga*, *billa* also has a story.

    billa went to Texas A and M for his Mechanical Engineering and then moved into a lucrative job at a world famous oil company in Houston. His company has offered him a permanant job and offered to do his Green Card. But they don't know he will be leaving his job to go to Dubai because of Green Card logjam and uncertaainity that prevails.

    Lets help to keep Billa and Ranga in the US. Lets all go to the rally

    This is getting hilarious! Billa, Ranga...Whoz next? Rowdy Ranganna?:D



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