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  • immi_grant
    06-25 05:14 PM
    Thank you both for your insight !!
    I will discuss this with my attorney ASAP.





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  • Rohan99
    05-26 04:11 PM
    Thank you samswas
    All of them might not be applicable for all, but found this on another forum ...

    1 - New SSN to get rid of pesky legend "requires INS authorization..."
    2 - SSN for wife
    3 - Drivers license for wife without pesky legend "temporary for one yr or until H1 validity...", etc.)
    4 - Update I-9 form with employer
    5 - Someone here said let your mortgage company know about GC if you own a home, not sure why?
    6 - Do not hand over the I-94 card to the airlines/immigration offices at the airport. Keep it or through away
    7 - Do not need to carry anything other then Passport and Green Card when travelling





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  • CCC2006
    09-11 03:54 PM
    Hi All,

    I received word from my company that my 45 day letter had come in .. this is March 2005. Its more than a year and now they just seem to keep quite. If I persist they say the lawyer has not come up with anything yet.

    I tried calling the lawyer but they say that nothing has come up either.

    Now with all the talk about September 2007 the finish date for the BEC where do we stand. My lawyer is quiet, my employer is quite and my 6 years are getting close to complete in January 2007.

    How are you guyz coping ? I am tired of waiting .. haven't gone past the first stage.

    Hoping for the best.





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  • AB1275
    12-12 11:29 AM
    My PERM was applied in Nov 2007 and 140 in early- mid 2008.
    It was applied under EB2 category (Masters Degree). Currently, I'm on the 5th yr of my H1. My 6th year starts in Feb 2009.


    Had received an RFE to which we responded but it still got denied. The main reason being the company has a loss and the books are not audited.

    My lawyer suggested that we appeal the deinal and start a new PERM in EB3 category.

    Are these my only option to make sure I can renew my H1 after the 6th year? Any suggestions?

    I'm confused and scared at the same time. Not sure what to do..
    please suggest me all the options available to me.

    Thanks!



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  • javadeveloper
    07-26 04:51 PM
    If I am not wrong your EAD/AP will not be processed until after your I140 is approved.Maybe some one comment on this

    You can get EAD even if your I-140 is pending.Correct me if I am wrong.





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  • Queen Josephine
    July 15th, 2004, 01:35 PM
    These are great shots. Between you and Janet, you could produce a nice book (if either of you hasn't already).



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  • Munna Bhai
    11-15 04:27 PM
    This may seem as easy as it sounds, but could you get into trouble. Along with EVL USCIS also asks for pay stubs and W2s for RFE. This is to asses your intentions of continuing the job as mentioned in ur labour. Eventhough GC is for future employer. if USCIS finds out that you are not working in a job which matches the job description, it could create problems.

    No way they will ask for pay-stubs from future employer. With EAD you can do any job. They may ask for pay stubs and W2 from Current employer.





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  • optimist
    09-28 09:02 PM
    Has anybody travelled TO India with personal gold jewellery? I am not concerned about theft/security. My question is about Customs clearance at the airport. Do we need to declare it or pay customs duty?

    If you have any experience doing this, please do share it here.

    Thank you.



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  • hpandey
    03-22 02:50 PM
    Did your new H1 come with an I-94 attached at the bottom or not ? If not then it means that you have to go out of US and get the H1 visa stamped. Also it means that you are still out of status since you do not have a valid I-94.

    Yes potentially as per law you could be barred entry to US for 3 years but sometimes if you do everything legally the CBP officers overlook that. It all depends at the officer at the consulate for stamping and then at the port of entry.

    You can hope to be lucky but what your lawyer says is correct.

    Best of luck.

    I am not a lawyer so your lawyer's advise would be best.





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  • CoolStrom1
    04-16 03:22 PM
    I thought as soon as I-140 is denied your spouse has to stop working on EAD and go out of the country to renew H4. ?



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  • somegchuh
    11-09 05:08 PM
    In the corporate world dilbert cartoon strip, shows an evil character called dogbert who is an HR exec. This evil character does everything to annoy office staff. However, for GC aspirants lawyers and USCIS are also nothing short of dogberts.

    Speaking of annoying lawyers, my company lawyer who is supposed to file for our EAD/AP renewal is adamant that the renewal can be filed only four months in advance. I have provided him a USCIS link that clearly states that USCIS accepts applications 6 months in advance. But it doesn't seem to help. God, I hate these lawyers.... So much fuss for filing paperwork....





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  • onemorecame
    03-25 03:09 PM
    In transit Visa how many days/long one can stay in dubai.Any idea?



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  • harikris
    12-05 09:10 AM
    Hi All,

    We wish to apply for PIO card for our 5 month old baby at the Washington DC Indian Embassy.
    The application and the supporting documents are all in place.
    We have to drive 3 hrs to the Indian Embassy.
    Since the weather is not very co-operative, i was wondering if it's absolutely required to take the kid to the Embassy? I would like to avoid taking him if possible.

    Also, a minor question - how do you manage to get the thumb impression. Where can we get the ink pads required for the thumb impression?

    Thanks All.





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  • jfredr
    08-10 03:29 PM
    Reforms To Visa Programs For Highly Skilled Workers.

    IMPROVING EXISTING IMMIGRATION
    22. The Administration Will Reform And Expedite Background Checks For Immigration. Current mechanisms for conducting immigration background checks are backed up, slowing processing times and endangering national security. The Administration is investing substantial new funds to address the backlog, and the FBI and USCIS are working together on a variety of projects designed to streamline existing processes so as to reduce waiting times without sacrificing security.
    23. The President Is Directing The Department Of Homeland Security And The Social Security Administration To Study The Technical And Recordkeeping Reforms Necessary To Guarantee That Illegal Aliens Do Not Earn Credit In Our Social Security System For Illegal Work. Currently, aliens who make Social Security payments while working here legally can continue to accrue credits even if they overstay their visa. Improved data-sharing can lay the foundation for eventual Congressional action to eliminate this practice (which proved an obstacle to comprehensive reform). The relevant agencies are ordered to report to the President with a detailed plan for eliminating the problem.



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  • Lisap
    08-03 12:16 PM
    Well atleast we arent alone I guess





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  • eb3_nepa
    11-06 04:30 PM
    Here is the link with the clarification released on Jun 6th By Michael Aytes, Astt Director of USCIS regarding Non Cap h1B's



    http://149.101.23.2/graphics/lawsregs/handbook/AC21C060606.pdf

    These roles qualify for non cap H1B's



    * Renewals of existing H1b's

    * If are working for a not for profit institution

    * If you are working for a institute of higher education ( as defined by the US education act of 1964, institutes like 2 yr and 4 year colleges and some high schools which have teacher education programs with schools of education in these colleges) or a government research institution or a company associated with the above institutions where the primary objective of the company is to supplement the mission of the institutions, example would be a company providing research assistants to a reseach medical hospital. In this case the company is not cap exempt but the job involves the institution that is cap exempt.



    What kind of institution will your wife be a financial analyst in?


    I am not an attorney, pls consult an attorney regarding your specific case. Hope this information helps.

    My Wife, if everything works out, will be working in a Finance related field for a Health Care related service providing financial services to many many hospitals.

    I was wondering if I could use the Heallth care angle for the H1b Non Cap



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  • ash0210
    05-15 12:27 PM
    Since yesterday after reading June bulletin, it seems that we are loosing "focus" now..no one is asking what discussions are going on CIR shdeuled on May 14?

    Correct me if I am wrong!!





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  • yabadaba
    08-20 03:43 PM
    I am glad they have started enforcing this. This will let them work on the cases rather than answer the calls.
    once and for all.. the adjudicators dont answer calls. its just cust service people...who are contractors. so if u dont call them.. all they will be doing is sitting around doing nothing.





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  • Joey Foley
    May 18th, 2005, 03:07 PM
    Ok, I'm really confused. These photos were taken back-to-back.
    And if you notice one has the dirt or whatever it is on it and the other doesn't.

    I cleaned the sensor and I always clean my lenses.
    So I don't understand what the deal is, sometimes it has it sometimes it don't.

    Any ideas?
    http://www.dphoto.us/forumphotos/data/511/medium/517test2.jpg
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    GCBoy786
    09-16 12:09 AM
    I don't know what "UNKNOWN" means. My wife is on her F1 (OPT). Same is the case with my friend. Both of our's says unknown.

    TUnlimited: is your wife also on F1? I am about to call USCIS customer service on Monday.

    Guys, please update if you know any more details about this.





    Mayday
    04-03 07:21 PM
    You may be rejected to re-enter, as well as you may have your green card application declined based on this unlawful presence.

    You should leave the USA on or before the date on your I-94 or have I-94 extended. Actually your employer must have done that.

    Border patrol officer was at mistake to stamp that date on I-94 in the first place, but you should be aware of this and notify your employer so they could take action. Actually, I believe, you could get a new I-94 right away.

    You need another lawyer on this issue if you are really concerned about filing green card application in the future. 3 years bar may not be that bad actually to make your green card happen sooner.

    I would look into a possibility of complaint about border patrol officer improper posting however I am not sure if it may help.



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